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Winter of 2014-2015 Rant


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You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
You really are a Heat Mizer.
You pump up the positive AO. 
You inflate the positive NAO. 
Mr. Grinch.
You're a mild influence on our weather 

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch.
Your heart's is a misplaced Gulf of Alaska Low. 
Your brain is full of fire. 
You've got Warm Air Advection in your soul, Mr Grinch.
I wouldn't touch you with a snowstake. 

You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch.
You cool the stratosphere,
You have all the tender sweetness of a Pacific Airmass
Mr Grinch.
Given the choice between the two of you,
I'd take the Pacific Airmass. 

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch.
You bring us nasty cold rains.
Your heart is full of desires to push north southeast ridges.
Your soul is full of advection fog.
Mr Grinch

The three best words that best describe you,
Are as follows, and I quote"

You're a rotter Mr Grinch
You're the king of warm and wet Christmas's 
Your hearts to warm for winter
Mr Grinch

Your sole is the MJO camping out in phases 4 and 5 
Overflowing with the most disgraceful
low level cold air  with warm mid-levels.

You nauseate me, Mr Grinch
With a noxious super nos
You're a crooked jerky jockey and,
You drive lows into the lakes
Mr Grinch!

You're a three-decker Mizer
And ruin our weather,
With disgusting weather patterns!


We all know who to blame, Mr.Grinch who's given things off to this guy  :heat miser: . 

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Here is a list of how this winter blows for PHL and has been ruled by partners grinch and heatmizer. Least snowiest Oct-Apr on record. This features some of their favorite years. 


1972-73 T

1997-98 0.8

2014-2015 1.6 (current)

1949-50 2.0

2014-2015 3.2 (projected)

2011-12 and 2001-02 4.0

1930-31 4.1

1918-19 4.5

1991-92 4.7 

1958-59 5.1

1888-89 6.2

2007-08 6.3

1989-90 7.4

1931-32 8.0

2012-13 8.3

1937-38 8.5

1929-30 8.7

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heatmiser says don't forget 1950-51 - 4.6"


at least 2001-2002 had everything in one 4.0" storm, rather have that than this piddly dink & dunk crap


94-95 was another one like that, winter was morbid until one big FEB storm


For the most part since 1990 JAN has been pretty weak in terms of snow, a few blockbusters pump the AVE however median is only 3.8", FEB over the same timeframe has a few blockbusters however the median is over 6.0" so hopefully our snowiest month can salvage something

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