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Winter of 2014-2015 Rant


tombo82685
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You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
You really are a Heat Mizer.
You pump up the positive AO. 
You inflate the positive NAO. 
Mr. Grinch.
You're a mild influence on our weather 


You're a monster, Mr. Grinch.
Your heart's is a misplaced Gulf of Alaska Low. 
Your brain is full of fire. 
You've got Warm Air Advection in your soul, Mr Grinch.
I wouldn't touch you with a snowstake. 


You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch.
You cool the stratosphere,
You have all the tender sweetness of a Pacific Airmass
Mr Grinch.
Given the choice between the two of you,
I'd take the Pacific Airmass. 


You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch.
You bring us nasty cold rains.
Your heart is full of desires to push north southeast ridges.
Your soul is full of advection fog.
Mr Grinch
.

The three best words that best describe you,
Are as follows, and I quote"
Stink!
Stank!
Stunk
!

You're a rotter Mr Grinch
You're the king of warm and wet Christmas's 
Your hearts to warm for winter
Mr Grinch


Your sole is the MJO camping out in phases 4 and 5 
Overflowing with the most disgraceful
low level cold air  with warm mid-levels.

You nauseate me, Mr Grinch
With a noxious super nos
You're a crooked jerky jockey and,
You drive lows into the lakes
Mr Grinch!

You're a three-decker Mizer
And ruin our weather,
With disgusting weather patterns!

 

We all know who to blame, Mr.Grinch who's given things off to this guy  :heat miser: . 

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Here is a list of how this winter blows for PHL and has been ruled by partners grinch and heatmizer. Least snowiest Oct-Apr on record. This features some of their favorite years. 

 

1972-73 T

1997-98 0.8

2014-2015 1.6 (current)

1949-50 2.0

2014-2015 3.2 (projected)

2011-12 and 2001-02 4.0

1930-31 4.1

1918-19 4.5

1991-92 4.7 

1958-59 5.1

1888-89 6.2

2007-08 6.3

1989-90 7.4

1931-32 8.0

2012-13 8.3

1937-38 8.5

1929-30 8.7

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heatmiser says don't forget 1950-51 - 4.6"

 

at least 2001-2002 had everything in one 4.0" storm, rather have that than this piddly dink & dunk crap

 

94-95 was another one like that, winter was morbid until one big FEB storm

 

For the most part since 1990 JAN has been pretty weak in terms of snow, a few blockbusters pump the AVE however median is only 3.8", FEB over the same timeframe has a few blockbusters however the median is over 6.0" so hopefully our snowiest month can salvage something

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